STARTING CAPTIONS:
1) "A one, and a two, and . . . "
2) "They're so cute when they're at that age."
3) "You know, they said I'd have trouble sleeping on my new bed, but . . . "
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I knew that last scotch and soda was a mistake.
Posted by: MaryC | August 02, 2006 at 03:53 AM
"Dang mental steroids!"
Posted by: Jeff | August 02, 2006 at 04:33 AM
And the apostles' eyes were heavy.
Posted by: Phil W. | August 02, 2006 at 05:20 AM
"I really need to get my hands on some Sudafed!"
Posted by: Augustine | August 02, 2006 at 05:51 AM
BUT I HAVE TENURE!!!
Posted by: LCB | August 02, 2006 at 05:57 AM
Tonto, I think I hear hoofbeats!
Posted by: Fr. Don Malin | August 02, 2006 at 06:43 AM
"Does my face look puffy?"
Posted by: LarryD | August 02, 2006 at 06:43 AM
Does my head look big in this?
Posted by: MaryC | August 02, 2006 at 06:51 AM
"Maybe this nice cool surface will reduce the swelling."
"The Atkin's Diet works good -- TOO good."
Posted by: Vince C | August 02, 2006 at 07:37 AM
Coming Soon to a theatre near you:
Face Off 2: Full Head Replacement
Posted by: chris-2-4 | August 02, 2006 at 07:53 AM
"I've GOT to stop keeping all these Catholic Answers projects a secret or my head will explode!!!"
Posted by: JD | August 02, 2006 at 07:57 AM
"Now I know how James White feels."
Posted by: Brent Robbins | August 02, 2006 at 07:58 AM
Now now Brent LOL
Posted by: MaryC | August 02, 2006 at 07:59 AM
How major network news anchors get around when there's no one to help them.
Posted by: John E | August 02, 2006 at 08:01 AM
Not even Texas makes stetsons that big
Posted by: MaryC | August 02, 2006 at 08:16 AM
Why did I sign up for this invisibility drug test anyway?
Word to the wise: stay away.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Invisibility-possible-in-future/2006/08/02/1154198195866.html
Posted by: joe | August 02, 2006 at 08:40 AM
Speaking of invisibility:
http://tinyurl.com/2r8tr
And, even though I don't quite get the reference, is it an appropriate time for, "No, it is I who will eat You!" yet?
Posted by: DJ | August 02, 2006 at 09:14 AM
I just got done reading "Mass Confusion" by Jimmy Akin...
Posted by: Kurt | August 02, 2006 at 09:25 AM
Oh!! Where did I put my Afrin?
Posted by: Mike | August 02, 2006 at 09:54 AM
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
Posted by: bill912 | August 02, 2006 at 09:57 AM
(That's what security guards wear at the Royal Scottish academy?!)
Posted by: Leah | August 02, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Head! Move! (said in a Scottish accent)
Posted by: Giacinto | August 02, 2006 at 10:17 AM
The United Nations: Doing what they do best.
Posted by: bill912 | August 02, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Encephaltis gone bad.
Posted by: LarryD | August 02, 2006 at 10:51 AM
..and they came upon the fourth room of the seventh ring where the arrogant are...
Posted by: Michael | August 02, 2006 at 11:09 AM
My head is getting heavy...
Posted by: Tony | August 02, 2006 at 11:31 AM
Hmmm, it definitely gives new meaning to "never eat anything as big as your head"!
"Does this suit make my head look big?"
"Well, I always said I wanted to get ahead in the world!"
"OK . . . so you know when you inhale a helium baloon & it makes your voice sound funny? Well, I inhaled wrong."
He can always say my eyes are bigger than his stomach.
Just wait 'til he grows into those ears!
Posted by: Gene Branaman | August 02, 2006 at 11:39 AM
"It's tiring to be this brilliant."
Posted by: icmike | August 02, 2006 at 12:23 PM
It's the French dude who head-butted the Italian dude during the World Cup! You can tell by the red spot on his forehead!
Posted by: David B. | August 02, 2006 at 02:36 PM
It's secret project #4: The All-knowing Head.
Posted by: David B. | August 02, 2006 at 02:42 PM
"It's secret project #4: The All-knowing Head."
You mean Catholic Answers is really the National Institute for Coordinated Experiments from C.S. Lewis' "That Hideous Strength"? Merlin, where are you when we need you?
Posted by: bill912 | August 02, 2006 at 02:53 PM
I am here, My son.
Posted by: Merlin (David B.) | August 02, 2006 at 03:09 PM
Aw, that poor guy fell asleep while saying his prayers!
Or maybe he's just trying to stand on his head.
Or trying to stand with his head on.
Whatever.
Posted by: David B. | August 02, 2006 at 03:14 PM
It didn't work like this for Alice!
Posted by: | August 02, 2006 at 06:27 PM
That is what Ann Coulters thinks of her brain
Posted by: | August 02, 2006 at 09:15 PM
...And this what James Bond on drugs is...
Posted by: | August 02, 2006 at 09:16 PM
"Quit while you're ahead"!
Posted by: Alice | August 03, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Do these pants make me look fat? I'm getting some weird looks today.
Posted by: joe | August 03, 2006 at 06:14 PM
Winsor Pilates gone bad..
Posted by: Honora | August 03, 2006 at 11:16 PM