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Karati-CHOP!

Posted by: Foxfier | July 27, 2007 at 12:43 AM

Monkey Faith Healers.

Posted by: Rob in Maine | July 27, 2007 at 02:10 AM

I'm gonna get you fully immersed if it takes all day!!

Posted by: Didymus | July 27, 2007 at 03:28 AM

Give it to me! It's my birthday present, my precious.

Posted by: John F. Kennedy | July 27, 2007 at 04:08 AM

Somebody's got to say it:

"No! It is I who will eat you!"

Posted by: Megan Elizabeth | July 27, 2007 at 05:15 AM

Idiot! - now look what you've done. I warned you the Primatum spell in Harry Potter was satanic.

Posted by: JK Rowling | July 27, 2007 at 05:30 AM

No, we do not share a common ancestor with those barbaric humans! I refuse to accept it.

Posted by: BillyHW | July 27, 2007 at 05:31 AM

"Do you have a license for that Minkey?"

Posted by: Fr. John | July 27, 2007 at 05:45 AM

I see a monkey Chiropractic lawsuit comming.

Posted by: Martin Tohill | July 27, 2007 at 05:51 AM

No! I'm the Universal Primate.

Posted by: Constantinople | July 27, 2007 at 05:52 AM

Rock 'em, sock 'em monkeys

Posted by: Marc | July 27, 2007 at 06:27 AM

[b]"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"[/b]

Posted by: Dr. Eric | July 27, 2007 at 06:28 AM

"Now I will show you MY Monkey-style kung fu!"

Posted by: Sifu Jones | July 27, 2007 at 06:35 AM

Hold still! I've almost got it...and it's a juicy one!

Posted by: Magdelaine | July 27, 2007 at 06:43 AM

no, a little to the left...lower, LOWER!...now just a little to the right.....OH YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT!!...AHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: SteveG | July 27, 2007 at 06:45 AM

We Presbyterians are right!!!

No, we Baptists are right!!!

Posted by: Jeff | July 27, 2007 at 06:53 AM

SPOCK!!!! NO!!! It's...me..Jim.....

Must...resist...Vulcan...nerve...pinch......

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

Posted by: pseudomodo | July 27, 2007 at 07:12 AM

Sorry to semi-copy you, Rob, but...

"You will be SAAAAAVEDUH! Get outta this monkey NOWWWWWUH, Satan be GOOONNNEEEEUH! I command you in the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZUSUH!

Posted by: Michael | July 27, 2007 at 07:17 AM

(Voiceover) "And as the Man in the Big Yellow Hat looked on in horror, Curious George and his evil clone battled to the bitter end."

Posted by: LarryD | July 27, 2007 at 07:39 AM

Promenade, don't get to funky,
Now spin your partner like a Rhesus Monkey.

Posted by: John E | July 27, 2007 at 07:40 AM

throw a couple more monkeys in there and it will look like my kids this morning.

Posted by: Monica | July 27, 2007 at 07:56 AM

So far Sifu Jones has my vote, although John E gets points for blog-specific topicality.

Posted by: SDG | July 27, 2007 at 07:57 AM

Islamophobe !

How dare you insult the Prophet(pbuh).

Now, repeat after me:

"ISLAM means PEACE"

or I'll kill you.

Posted by: Benny@Regensburg | July 27, 2007 at 08:01 AM

Rejected cover for Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power.

Posted by: Scott W | July 27, 2007 at 08:13 AM

No Mom I do not NEED a bath!

Posted by: | July 27, 2007 at 08:31 AM

"Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! Wait wait, one more 'your momma's so ugly' joke."

Posted by: John E | July 27, 2007 at 08:31 AM

Please tell me Tammy Faye isn't gone! Who are we going to get to buy the "Eye shade in a can" anymore?

(With deepest respects to Ms. Faye and her family. Eternal rest grant unto her O'Lord...)

Posted by: Bill | July 27, 2007 at 08:41 AM

Global Warming causes PETA protesters to cool off outside the courthouse in Atlanta while Picketing Michael Vick.

Posted by: Marcel LeJeune | July 27, 2007 at 08:46 AM

Promenade, don't get to funky,
Now spin your partner like a Rhesus Monkey.

Actually, the normal progression would be *swing* your partner, now don't get funky, *promenade* like a Rhesus monkey.

Posted by: Jimmy Akin | July 27, 2007 at 08:49 AM

I knew the technical critique was coming!

Posted by: SDG | July 27, 2007 at 08:57 AM

Promenade, don't get to funky

You meant "too" funky, no?

Posted by: Esau | July 27, 2007 at 08:59 AM

"Hang on...I think this one's ready to pop..."

"Arrrrrgh!

Posted by: Vince C | July 27, 2007 at 08:59 AM

I knew the technical critique was coming!

Admittedly, one can swing after the end of a promenade, and it's sometimes called that way (e.g., to fill time at the end of a singing call), but swing and then promenade is by far the more common progression.

Posted by: Jimmy Akin | July 27, 2007 at 09:02 AM

"Latin is NOT dead!"

Posted by: Aaron | July 27, 2007 at 09:32 AM

Like all good westerns Sam PECKnPAW ends this one with the predictable good ape/bad ape fight in a river.

I give this film Two opposable thumbs up.

Posted by: SchuBob | July 27, 2007 at 09:41 AM

> Promenade, don't get to funky
> You meant "too" funky, no?

SDG,

That proper noun should be capitalized: to Funky, as in "Funky Town."

Posted by: Rob in Maine | July 27, 2007 at 09:58 AM

Mom, I think we need a bigger bowl for these sea monkeys!

Posted by: Greg | July 27, 2007 at 10:02 AM

Monkies fight, as well as have gay sex. Therefore war and gay marriage are morally acceptable, per se.

Posted by: Cody | July 27, 2007 at 10:12 AM

Two-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!!!

Posted by: Skygor | July 27, 2007 at 10:40 AM

I am clearly the bigger Mel Silverback fan!

Posted by: Yrret | July 27, 2007 at 11:18 AM

That proper noun should be capitalized: to Funky, as in "Funky Town."

I'm uninvolved in the exchange you reference. :)

Posted by: SDG | July 27, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Not any longer.

Posted by: Tim | July 27, 2007 at 11:51 AM

Smart guy. Lemme show you MY monkey-style Kung Fu!

Posted by: SDG | July 27, 2007 at 11:58 AM

I was going to add something, but all the good references have been taken . . . still, you all always amp up the funny.

Posted by: Meg Q | July 27, 2007 at 12:40 PM

"Taste great"

"No. Less filling."

Posted by: joe P. | July 27, 2007 at 01:13 PM

"Actually, the normal progression would be *swing* your partner, now don't get funky, *promenade* like a Rhesus monkey."

Not in the monkey square dancing I've seen. ;-)

Others: Yes, I meant "not too funky". Was very tempted too post again two clarify, but you knew what I meant. (I meant 2 do that).

Posted by: John E | July 27, 2007 at 02:33 PM

Was very tempted too post again two clarify

You meant "to clarify", no? ;^)

Posted by: Esau | July 27, 2007 at 02:35 PM

Was very tempted too post

You meant "to post", neh?

Posted by: Esau | July 27, 2007 at 02:36 PM

Thought of one:

"You blew it up! You d*** dirty ape!!!"

Still like Fr John's Clouseau reference best, though.

Posted by: Meg Q | July 27, 2007 at 03:32 PM

If I'm to baptize you properly you're going to have to let me put you under two more times!

Posted by: Pat | July 27, 2007 at 04:11 PM

The Womyn's Ordination erupted into chaos on Sunday after two womyn priestess argued over whose turn it was to give the homily.

Posted by: Katherine Therese | July 27, 2007 at 04:59 PM

Ah that's what a monkey wrench looks like.

Posted by: Gilbert | July 27, 2007 at 06:49 PM

Extraordinary ... Roman ... Rite! -- Tridentine ... Latin ... Mass! -- EXTRAORDINARY Roman Rite! -- TRIDENTINE Latin Mass! -- Extraordinary ... Roman ... Rite! -- Tridentine ... Latin ... Mass!

Posted by: +Craig Kelso | July 27, 2007 at 07:20 PM

The Modern State of Catholic-Protestant Apologetics on the Internet

Posted by: David | July 27, 2007 at 08:17 PM

"Right turn Clyde"

Posted by: Marc | July 27, 2007 at 09:20 PM

JD Crossan's finally found his cover photo for his new book: "The Historical Cain & Abel"

Posted by: Chris Molter | July 28, 2007 at 09:13 AM

- Your momma was a fish! Your momma was a fish!
- Nooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Fr. Ben | July 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM

"Why don't you sola fides THIS!"

Posted by: cpayne | July 28, 2007 at 01:02 PM

Full Immersion Baptisim:
I baptise you in the name of the...

I have a photo of me taken during my Baptist baptism and I look like that monkey....

Posted by: CatholicConvert | July 28, 2007 at 04:14 PM

"Those others are just shrews."
"Yep. We need to keep them out of the next debate."

Posted by: Archangelo | July 28, 2007 at 04:31 PM

Jack Chimp collapses when Alberto tells him he's leaving the tract to join the Capuchins.

Posted by: Archangelo | July 28, 2007 at 04:37 PM

No I'm the Angels Rally Monkey...no I am..no I am!!

Posted by: Rob Williams | July 28, 2007 at 05:56 PM

"Let's give JA something to talk about."

Posted by: Chimp | July 28, 2007 at 07:09 PM

Clearly, this photo shows a monkey's "Uncle!"

Posted by: Red Cardigan | July 28, 2007 at 10:48 PM

"Don't you know when you're going to sock the monkey!"

Posted by: Scott W | July 29, 2007 at 09:54 AM

"HaHa! With this computer implant, I, Mojo Jojo, will be your master!!"

Posted by: Vince C | July 29, 2007 at 10:16 AM

Where did you get a picture of my kids playing?

Posted by: DarwinCatholic | July 29, 2007 at 06:39 PM

And what floats besides a duck?

Posted by: Dietrich | July 29, 2007 at 06:44 PM

Photographic evidence that 2 of the 3 wise monkeys could no longer hold up to their end of the "no evil" bargain.

Posted by: TomA | July 30, 2007 at 06:57 AM

"I was right. You have a mole shaped like the head of Rudy Guliani."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Posted by: JoAnna | July 30, 2007 at 11:22 AM

Blip never quite reached the level of fame he enjoyed during his "Space Ghost" days.....

Posted by: LarryD | July 30, 2007 at 11:51 AM

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!"

Posted by: pseudomodo | July 30, 2007 at 02:21 PM

"Why you little...!"

Posted by: Justin West | July 30, 2007 at 02:34 PM

Come on, suck it up, if I don't get it back in the socket it will stay that way!

Posted by: LJ | July 30, 2007 at 10:54 PM

"I knocked his block off!"

Posted by: RC | July 31, 2007 at 08:58 AM

"Finally, a post that Jimmy Akin readers won't start senselessly arguing over!" "What are you talking about, this is a clearly contentious picture about two cute little baby monkeys trying to drown each other!" "You're crazy, come here and let me drown your sorry hide!" "Get your paws off me!"

Posted by: Richard | July 31, 2007 at 04:32 PM

(wide eyed innocent look at Richard) :)

Posted by: Mary Kay | July 31, 2007 at 07:03 PM

"Want nice fissh, not nassty ape!"

Posted by: bill912 | July 31, 2007 at 07:15 PM

"While they were in the pond, Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him."

Posted by: Andrew | August 01, 2007 at 06:51 AM

A little to the left, no lower, lower. Right therrrrrrrreeeee. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: MahMawnkay | August 01, 2007 at 08:38 AM

"I say that we were determined to have this fight!"

"And I say that I we are fighting by our own free will!"

Posted by: Cody | August 10, 2007 at 10:52 PM