Looks like someone's been listening to "Down in Albion" again. You can google it, but take the warning about explicit lyrics seriously and don't scroll down to look at them.
It's a sad isosceles triangle trampling on two smaller isosceles triangle to make it feel bett about being merely an isosceles triangle and not an equalateral triangle like his more successful brother...
If its not NeSSie, which I'm almost sure it is....then it's a Masonic burrito(without the guacamole).
..and I wouldn't take a bite out of it.
And keep an eye on the crew members that might have placed it there! Maybe Jack Chick stowed away somewhere on ship and is trying to take some revenge for all the photos of him published on this blog?
It looks like your ship has ventured too close to Halloween Town, and you've now infested by Oogie Boogie babies. If you can get a deckhand to play a Danny Elfman soundtrack (an Oingo Boingo album will do, in a pinch) on a boombox, you might be able to Pied Piper the burlap horde overboard. Otherwise, as quoth the scribe:
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere . . .
Come on everyone, can't you see that it uses the pillow as the rest of its "body" and it a swan, just like the other swan left in the middle of the bed.
A condom?? Geez - let's keep our minds out of the gutter.
He's the same penguin as before, but has met with a ghastly accident and lost his flippers? It would explain why he's droopier. It's depression.
Seriously, I don't know either! LOL!
Posted by: Staci | May 19, 2007 at 06:37 AM
It's a rare, albino, armless emu.
Posted by: Fr Martin Fox | May 19, 2007 at 06:56 AM
Fr. Martin, that's an armless albino emu assassin ;)
The Flatland guess sounds like a good one.
But to me, it looks like an 8 year old who's pulled a sleeping bag over his head.
Posted by: Mary Kay | May 19, 2007 at 07:24 AM
Looks like a squid to me.
Posted by: American Phoenix | May 19, 2007 at 07:55 AM
Could be a depressed Wizbit. With no arms.
(see
http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Wizbit/Wizbit2.jpg)
Posted by: Tom | May 19, 2007 at 08:35 AM
Sadly, it's an old lady with osteoporosis.
Or maybe Lot's wife?
Posted by: James | May 19, 2007 at 08:43 AM
clearly it's a goeduck! I had a toy like that when I was a child only it had longer legs and was polka dotted.
Posted by: Monica | May 19, 2007 at 08:48 AM
Looks like someone's been listening to "Down in Albion" again. You can google it, but take the warning about explicit lyrics seriously and don't scroll down to look at them.
Posted by: hijole | May 19, 2007 at 09:01 AM
A seal?
Posted by: ottanbrus | May 19, 2007 at 09:23 AM
Kangaroo?
Posted by: Leo | May 19, 2007 at 09:47 AM
For some reason I find these very unpleasant to look at.
Posted by: Michael Sullivan | May 19, 2007 at 09:50 AM
First step in the evolution of a Pizza wedge.
Posted by: Jeff Miller | May 19, 2007 at 10:04 AM
The Wicked Witch of the East after Dorothy dumped a house on her.
Posted by: bill912 | May 19, 2007 at 10:31 AM
a white fantod?
Posted by: Naomi | May 19, 2007 at 11:16 AM
It's Jimmy's boot.
Posted by: Tim | May 19, 2007 at 11:21 AM
It's just a bill. Yes, it's only a bill. Sittin' up on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: Brett Cooper | May 19, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Whatever it is, it needs to be "Tide-id" with whitener and softener included.
Posted by: Realist | May 19, 2007 at 01:30 PM
By Golly!!... It's ..NELLIE!!!
How on earth did she ever escape from the Loch??!
Someone contact Scotland Yard!
..but she's a bit smaller than all those former pictures make her out to be.
Posted by: A.Williams | May 19, 2007 at 01:37 PM
... looks like she likes HBO!...and her Sealy mattress!
Posted by: A.Williams | May 19, 2007 at 01:44 PM
I think A. Williams got it right, although I think he meant NeSSie, not NeLLie
Posted by: bill912 | May 19, 2007 at 02:22 PM
Doh!!!
Posted by: A.Williams | May 19, 2007 at 03:16 PM
Give ol' NeSSie some popcorn anyway!!
Posted by: A.Williams | May 19, 2007 at 03:19 PM
Nessie is from Loch Ness. Nellie is his Mediterranean cruising pal.
Posted by: Maritha | May 19, 2007 at 03:30 PM
thats a sloth.
Posted by: JP Benjamin | May 19, 2007 at 03:45 PM
Klansman in an oversized hood?
Posted by: TVS | May 19, 2007 at 04:26 PM
Gandalf's winter wizard's hat. Note the ear flaps.
Posted by: bill912 | May 19, 2007 at 05:17 PM
It came from Little Tortilla Boy. (Pablo Francisco)
Posted by: | May 19, 2007 at 07:28 PM
Polar bear with both paws tied behind his back?
Posted by: JoAnna | May 19, 2007 at 08:10 PM
I think American Phoenix was onto something with the Squid.
Posted by: Robert | May 19, 2007 at 08:48 PM
It's clearly a phallic symbol.
;-)
Posted by: Eric G. | May 19, 2007 at 08:48 PM
Patrick Star
Posted by: Jeff | May 19, 2007 at 08:55 PM
It's a seal... you might want to feed it some fish... it looks like it needs some food.
Posted by: Bret Ramsey | May 19, 2007 at 09:04 PM
A Night Cap for you to wear, Jimmy?
Posted by: Dr. Eric | May 19, 2007 at 09:32 PM
It's the Crumple-horned Snorkak!!!
Luna was right!!!
Posted by: JGC | May 19, 2007 at 11:04 PM
It's a sad isosceles triangle trampling on two smaller isosceles triangle to make it feel bett about being merely an isosceles triangle and not an equalateral triangle like his more successful brother...
Posted by: Justin West | May 19, 2007 at 11:05 PM
If its not NeSSie, which I'm almost sure it is....then it's a Masonic burrito(without the guacamole).
..and I wouldn't take a bite out of it.
And keep an eye on the crew members that might have placed it there! Maybe Jack Chick stowed away somewhere on ship and is trying to take some revenge for all the photos of him published on this blog?
Posted by: A.Williams | May 20, 2007 at 09:48 AM
Looks like a goose getting ready to "goose" you!
Posted by: Maureen | May 20, 2007 at 01:49 PM
that's a polar bear, friends, sitting on its haunches
Posted by: frodo | May 20, 2007 at 02:43 PM
I think it's a sloth, too.
Posted by: Sparki | May 20, 2007 at 03:42 PM
It looks like your ship has ventured too close to Halloween Town, and you've now infested by Oogie Boogie babies. If you can get a deckhand to play a Danny Elfman soundtrack (an Oingo Boingo album will do, in a pinch) on a boombox, you might be able to Pied Piper the burlap horde overboard. Otherwise, as quoth the scribe:
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere . . .
Posted by: namiknom | May 20, 2007 at 05:27 PM
"Masonic burrito"?
Would that be the villain in the next Dan Brown novel?
Posted by: Gene Branaman | May 20, 2007 at 08:53 PM
Yes...in...THE BURRITO TRIANGLE
Posted by: A.Williams | May 21, 2007 at 04:00 AM
How 'bout a Penguin?
Posted by: Brian | May 21, 2007 at 06:11 AM
it looks like an attempt to get a larger gratuity to me
Posted by: quasimodo | May 21, 2007 at 07:36 AM
It's David the Gnome!
Posted by: Ryan | May 21, 2007 at 04:23 PM
It's a Flamingo. Or a Pelican.
Posted by: David B. | May 22, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Jimmy,
Do people bust into your cabin every night and shape the towels into creatures?
I wouldn't want to meet those guys.
Posted by: David B. | May 22, 2007 at 02:03 PM
It's a Flamingo. Or a Pelican.
Maybe it's a pelican in her piety. See how the beak is bent down toward her chest. It's a very fitting towel animal for a Catholic cruise.
Posted by: Brian | May 22, 2007 at 03:27 PM
3 triangles of crescent roll dough smashed together
Posted by: Bella | May 22, 2007 at 08:42 PM
Banana slug.
Posted by: My Cat's Name is Lily | May 23, 2007 at 12:14 AM
It's a condom.
Posted by: Ellen | May 23, 2007 at 01:05 AM
Come on everyone, can't you see that it uses the pillow as the rest of its "body" and it a swan, just like the other swan left in the middle of the bed.
A condom?? Geez - let's keep our minds out of the gutter.
Posted by: Kathie Marshall | May 24, 2007 at 09:29 PM
Sleeping Cap.....
Posted by: th1scz1n | June 28, 2007 at 03:09 PM